Having a nice sit down.

Posted 2 years ago with 501,682 notes
© buzzfeed



Posted 2 years ago with 719 notes

If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

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© anberlyn

character on a show: we solved the puzzle, good job guys!
me: you still have a half hour, no you didn't.

Posted 2 years ago with 19,186 notes
© altvagendaarchives

my life…

Posted 2 years ago with 5,334 notes
© penishole

How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?




Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’

aaaaaand there you have it folks.

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© flopryn


I want companionship but I hate people

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© miaman

Like literally the greatest gif ever, I’ve watched this at least 100 times now.

  • The chick in the yellow tries so hard to hang, but water hits her
  • The chick in the pink gots tossed all around the boat hitting her face numerous times
  • The dude driving SLAMS and his sunglasses fly around
  • The 3 dudes in the back are headbanging so hard it looks like they’re at a GWAR concert

Posted 2 years ago with 823,008 notes

Hidden Beach on Marieta Islands, off the coast of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

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© iemai